Bali Boner Guide

Guys, our spa is strictly healthy and we have an enforced "Erection Ejection" policy. We offer up an excellent Athletic massage and many other Men's spa treatments like foot massage, shoulder massage, waxing, facials, and such but if you're looking for the proverbial happy ending massage - we're not the place for you so please don't offer up your lil bro for our sweet staff ladies to see - that's not what we're about and appreciate that you respect our staff in this respect. WE DO NOT HAVE ANY HAPPY ENDINGS in our spa. Please be respectful 

For those seeking services outside of what we offer, P4P, we recommend you use google as there are plenty of options. One spa in particular we recommend is River View Spa, it's near bye and professionally run - you'll leave very happy! we highly recommend the Two therapist VIP room treatment. Go in first with a solid haircut from Bali Barber, be confident and generous and the ladies will take good care of you. Riverview Spa Location 

For the guys seeking a bit of male mm attention, we don't offer that but there are several well known places in Bali that might.  Consider Banana Spa, Adam's Apple, or M2 for a more personal focus than we offer.  

Our Spa is obviously not the place for naughtiness or happy endings, please respect the ladies on our team and take your happiness into your own hands elsewhere :) 

If you absolutely must find a happy ending handjob or pay for play in Seminyak, Nusa Dua, Sanur, or Jimbaran, start your search here