Scooter Pirates or rats if you prefer

Remind the ladies (and yourselves) that they should never ride with an exposed bag of goodies especially if it's 4AM and you're heading home from Skygarden! Thieving fuckers are known to sneak up along side and yank bags off which is pretty much the number one crime against tourists on the island. Most fall as the bag is getting yanked and some have been fatally hurt - so be aware not to tempt in anyway, ride with friends, and keep a low profile.